Not Me Monday!

I did not tell Kendall that if you picked your nose and ate it that worms come out of your butt. (Thanks Melissa!!)
I have not tried to feed Isaac an extra tub of baby food so that I can get a few more hours of sleep in between feedings.
I absolutely did not gag when I changed Isaac's squash/sweet potatoe/carrots diaper the other day.
I did not let Kendall take a shower with me so it would be one less bath to do.
I didn't send Kendall to her daddy with a runny nose to wipe because all the snot was grossing me out!
I am not ordering Potty Patty for Kendall because she has defeated me in the potty training realm.